Cross My Heart and Hope To Die: A Sebrek Fic

whatwasoncesilver:

And welcome to yet another scenario (or group of scenarios, rather) that would never ever happen in their canon setting! Oh, the woes of shipping crack pairings…

Ummm…not baby-penguin proof. Also, it might be triggering for some people. 

Tagging with Jogan because there’s a little bit in there. Also so people can see it and read it if it sounds interesting. ^^ 

Derek Seigerson is like a taco. If you like what you see (and have the ovaries to go with it), chances are he’s going to end up in you.

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I give up writing.

FOREVER.

The Death in Dalton.

I’ve got a few theories I’d like to share to the Coult, if you’re reading, of course. Everything about E26 is getting us all worked up and I think someone’s done this before but whatever. Opinions opinions. Here’s who I think will die during parents’ night:

  1. Julian
  2. Derek
  3. Dwight or
  4. Adam

Now… Why?

I had a lot of people in mind, actually half the characters but here’s the thing. CP replied to a question long ago that when she told the character that he would die, he just smiled or something like that. Now that eliminated nearly everyone except the four on top. Logan would probably freak out. Reed would burst into tears, so would Evan or Ethan. So they were out.

Julian because he feels it happening, I guess. It could be him after all, since Adam would probably attack viciously. Maybe. I don’t know. But that would totally sink the gondola. And I will cry if that happens.

Derek because of the preview we got. Hey, it COULD happen. He was injured in the head, it could be fatal.

Dwight because he went snooping around Adam’s room. At least he’ll be with Alan comes to mind.

Adam because he kills himself when he hears Julian admit to Logan that he loves him. Or he dies before he kills anyone else.

As for the smiling thing, I guess they were the best choices for “who the hell would smile at THAT?” Julian accepts his fate. Derek accepts his because he knows it would bring Logan and Julian closer… Dwight because he feels like he did something right…? And he’ll be with ALAN (excuse me there must be a twig in my eye, or a branch). And Adam because he knows what he did was wrong…?

So yeah. Can’t wait for 26! I need it for my 18th chapter.